It does not matter how careful we are or how hard we try to keep ourselves well-behaved and act smart, there are always times when we made the silliest mistake ever that we keep it for ourselves. We fear of the judgment people may lay on us if we told them the silly little secret. However, few people choose to tell their friends anyway. It may take a while, but eventually they come clean by letting people know about it.
If you run a Google search on the silliest things people ever did, you will be surprised for what you will discover. There's one who fell through the roof in the corridors at the law court, once wore his trousers inside out, and even there's one who got caught up with his best friend's mom! Well, my story of the silliest thing ever is milder than getting caught making out with a friend's parent, obviously, but it's still really silly, at least for me.
It was a fine day in September last year. I was brushing my teeth in the shower. The thing about me and brushing my teeth is the fact that I always put a lot of effort in doing it. I was told by the dentist that I should not have to brush my teeth too hard or too long as the most important thing is the technique, but I just couldn't get rid of the habit. Back at the scene, I guess I was trying to brush the inside of my upper teeth. I brushed back and forth so hard that all of a sudden the toothbrush slipped and somehow poked my eye! It really hurt because of two things. The poke and the toothpaste. The toothpaste that I used is the common type that has mint in it. The cold and fresh sensation of the mint feels great in your mouth, but trust me, it feels awful when it gets into your eyes! I had to wash my eyes many many times with clean water to get rid of the pain and the white of my eyeball turned red. The pain remained for hours, the red eye stayed for days, but the embarrassment of ever experienced such silly thing lasts forever!
I told my friends about it, and they laughed, of course. LOL
Btw, I checked and found that I'm not the only one who accidentally poked my eye with a toothbrush. Yay!
There's even a guy who did the same thing and made a Facebook group account about it!
This blog is pretty much intended as an attempt to immortalize the stories, events, moments, dreams and thoughts that ever come across on my journey to find what this life is all about..
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Senin, 06 Juni 2011
Rabu, 02 Februari 2011
The "F" Word
Easy..I'm not trying to be all to provocative here. I'm trying to be all nice and up to this point, I'm still planning to keep it that way.
The "F" word that I'm trying to talk about here is "Facebook". Yea..Facebook seems to be the new "F" word!! But seriously, sometimes I really want to say the old "F" word out loud to those people on the new "F" word. Ironically, they are those who I have agreed to be"friend" with. You know, it IS fun to have a Facebook account. But things can get a little too much with these people. Frankly speaking.. They can be really annoying. I mean REALLY annoying.
Some of them are those who keep posting status millions of times in one single day. It seems that they have nothing else better to do. or maybe they do have but always seems to have an extra time to keep others updated of everything they are up to. I mean EVERYTHING!
"Waking up! Morning everyone!"
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"Shower time!"
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"Breakfast time!"
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"Heading off to work!"
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"Driving safely to work"
seriously...how can you drive safely while you still get to update your effing Facebook status?! and.....
GET A TWITTER!!!
Some others don't post that much but every time they do, they add a thumb to it. Meaning they "like" their own status. Gee..what's the point? "I like myself" ?? Pfff...What's wrong with them? narcissistic? Posting a status and "like" it is completely silly (sorry,but that's how I see it). Even if you posted your favorite quotes of all time, self-"like"-ing is completely unnecessary. Unless you are Katy Perry and just posted "I kissed a girl" .....DON"T like your own status!
Crossing things over is cool, but not with social networks! Some people just love to cross social networks and get things messy.RT, which is an abbreviation of Re Tweeting, is for Twitter..so keep it that way! All those terms and abbreviations that people use on Twitter are supposed to be used on Twitter only. What's on Twitter stays on Twitter. Crossing things over will only make each of them less significant. You're ruining everything!
Well I guess, some of those people are purely annoying and some others are just trying to push my button. That button. The one that says "Remove Friend".
Couldn't find those kind of people on your "friend" list? You're lucky...or... just like people say... if you can't spot the crazy person on the bus....it might be you!
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